Diary of a Minecraft Kid

Chapter 1

Hello, my name is Sam. I hate school, because there is about a quadrillion bullies there. (And they give me wedgies and stuff.) Otherwise, I like math, english, science, and stuff like that. My favorite thing to do is trying to torpedo into the sky with a trident while the bullies give me wedgies. I like the wedgie part, even though I hate wedgies. I also like poop. Especially when it’s in the toilet. I call it “dunny” instead though.

“Can I go to the dunny?” I asked my mom. She replied, “WHAT is a DUNNY?!” So I replied, “A dunny is a poo-poo potty.” I like doing backflips into the toilet. I like it down there in the pipes. To get down there, I use my shrink ray on myself. I’m friends with the rats and cockroaches and pickles. I also love pizza.

Chapter 2 (coming soon)